If you are a parent, you know that part of the role of teeth in your life is that of booty for the tooth fairy—at least, when it pertains to your children’s teeth. The rate per tooth is around a steep $3 right now, but with the economy down, the Tooth Fairy seems to be asking kids to tighten their belts a bit and accept a 40 cent decrease per tooth.

Parents are apparently averaging $2.60 per tooth, which is sort of weird, when you think about it—a couple of bills, two quarters, and a dime? Wouldn’t that all get lost in the pillowcase anyway? I would think a dollar or two would really suffice, especially if you take your tot yard sailing to spend his or her cash like we do. He or she will likely come home with oodles of stuff, from books to toys to films or games—and just the fact that your kid is cute will land the tyke a big discount. Mine is always getting dollar-marked goodies for a dime.

I wouldn’t worry about it, Ms. or Mr. Fairy; your kiddo is likely going to be happy to simply be acknowledged for his or her growth and dental loss, with or without $3. My kid would probably be happy with a couple of quarters she could use at the bowling alley.